Chinglish
I love Chinglish. There is a big push in China to replace Chinglish signs with proper English equivalents, which is a probably good for most, but I like the entertainment value of improperly translated signs. Fortunately according to an article on Danwei Chinglish is alive and well despite the China’s efforts.
Here we have a great example. Be sure the read the whole thing. It only gets better the farther down you read.
Only the best hotels offer their guests ”Man joy sex oil” and “Cunt cleaning spray” (for Man & Woman!). We must have stayed at some lousy places during our honeymoon (they were only 5 star) since the kinkiest thing they had to offer was a 元10 condom.