Does it get any better than this?

Honestly, do blog comments get any better than this?

the Admiral Says:
August 14th, 2006 at 4:00 pm

@globalPunkAss –

You nadless, Idiotarian, functionally illiterate poster boy for retroactive abortion. Please stop leaving ass-lube puddles all over the place. Oh, and please use disposable enemas, you know your Ayi hates it when you use hers. And stop stealing her panties, for crying out loud!

You smarmy lagerlout git.You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup patting naff. You gob kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You don’t have the moral credibility to be lecturing me, pissweasel.

I’m not a racist, global punk-ass, but the closing of your methane-spewing mouth can be arranged.

TalkTalkChina is definitely an open forum. It’s usually a great place to read up on “things that people complain about in China”, but lately there are people that can’t seem to help, but post nasty, unrelated or unwanted comments. Believe it or not “The Admiral” is one of the good guys.

These nasty comments usually gets everybody riled up and then pages upon pages of crap completely unrelated to the topic at hand gets spewed into the comments. I guess some people just can’t keep their mouth shut and let somebody bitch about something that is bothering them.

The post this comment was pulled from had to due with the lack of good English speaking people living in Hong Kong, which is a place where English is one of the two official languages. Who would have thought it would turn into a overly complex argument over what is the Chinese language, what is a Chinese person and who is a “Guest” of China.

BTW if you don’t know what an Ayi is, check out these posts. Ayi means “Aunt” in Chinese, but the term is used for a woman that is hired to clean and cook for you on a semi-regular basis. They don’t live with you (at least I don’t think they do), but they will come over every day for a couple hours to clean and cook. An excellent service for a bachelor living in China.


4 Responses to “Does it get any better than this?”

  1. Dave Says:
    August 17th, 2006 at 7:11 pm

    In regards to what you said on my site, what do you mean by “why force all comments to CAPS?” Do the comments appear as caps to you? They don’t to me.

  2. Shaun Says:
    August 17th, 2006 at 8:06 pm

    The comments themselves appear okay, but the input form forces all the text I type to all upper case (courtesy of “text-transform: uppercase”). I’ve never see this done on a comment form before. Before I posted my comment I disabled CSS to prevent the text from appearing as ALL CAPs. I’ll have to give it another shot without disabling CSS and see what comes of it.

  3. Dave Says:
    August 18th, 2006 at 12:58 am

    What you describe doesn’t happen to me when I enter text, nor apparently any of the other commenters since their text appears normal (at least on my screen). May I ask what browser you’re using?

  4. Shaun Says:
    August 18th, 2006 at 6:51 am

    Firefox 1.5.0.6. I should also mention that the APP CAPS thing only affects the name, email address and website fields. The comment text is unaffected.